Imagine if…
I am Andrew Ryan...
Now that my wife and I have beaten Bioshock on our PS3, I’ve decided that any question is automatically funnier if you preface it with: “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question…”
For example: “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question: Would you like fries with that?”
Or: “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question: Where is the bathroom?”
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“I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question…
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-roll Tootsie-pop?
ONE
TWO-HOOOO
THRRREE
three.”
You’re right, that’s the shit.
— Hendo Dec 11, 11:25 AM #
“I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question: Are you ready for the Chevy Year-End Sales Extravaganza?”
(In the background, you can hear: “Ha ha ha haaaa. Welcome to the circus of values!”)
— Minister of Rhetoric Dec 12, 11:29 AM #