Imagine if…

I am Andrew Ryan...

Now that my wife and I have beaten Bioshock on our PS3, I’ve decided that any question is automatically funnier if you preface it with: “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question…”

For example: “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question: Would you like fries with that?”

Or: “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question: Where is the bathroom?”

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  1. “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question…

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-roll Tootsie-pop?

    ONE

    TWO-HOOOO

    THRRREE

    three.”

    You’re right, that’s the shit.


    Hendo    Dec 11, 11:25 AM    #
  2. “I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question: Are you ready for the Chevy Year-End Sales Extravaganza?”

    (In the background, you can hear: “Ha ha ha haaaa. Welcome to the circus of values!”)


    Minister of Rhetoric    Dec 12, 11:29 AM    #